
...or wander the high seas
as a stateless PIRATE.
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 4

Personally, I'd choose PIRATE.
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 4

Yeah, a tap-dancing PIRATE
with a wooden leg.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 19

Not your usual street
tough or drunken PIRATE.
Game of Thrones Season 5, Episode 7

I am a PIRATE. I'm an excellent PIRATE.
Game of Thrones Season 2, Episode 2